Thursday, February 9, 2012    

Who Brought the Chips?

Wednesday, March 11th, 2009

Last Saturday night Anita was taking the boys to my mom’s so that we could go on a date night. On the way there someone asks why we have church on Sunday (I assume because the next day was Sunday). Anita started to explain that we have church on Sunday because that’s the day Jesus rose from the grave on Easter.

She went on to explain that the women came to Jesus’ grave with spices on the Sunday after He had died on the cross and that’s when they found that the tomb was empty. And that’s when Kyle does what he often does—says something you never expect. It went something like this:

Anita: “The women went to the tomb with spices to put on Jesus.”

Kyle: “Spices? You mean, like salsa?!?”

That’s my boy!

C.C. and DST

Monday, March 9th, 2009

Two quick topics this morning…

Topic #1: Closed Captioning

Anita and I went and saw the movie Taken last night for our date night. (Which, by the way, is a good movie. It’s fast-paced and has a good plot. It’s one of those action films that has you on the edge of your seat for 90% of the movie…giving you a few breathers here and there. It’s worth the $10). Anyway, I get to the counter to buy the tickets and the lady behind the glass says, “This showing has closed captioning; is that alright?” We couldn’t wait for another showing and it’s the movie we wanted so I bought the tickets.

Here’s the thing…you can’t not watch the captions! I was able to force myself not to read them for about half of the movie…but that other half had me reading instead of watching the movie. Annoying! Can anyone not read the captions? Anyone?

Topic #2: Daylight Savings Time

This one makes me want to move to Arizona. Why, oh why, must we mess with the clocks? On the way to church yesterday we were explaining DST to the kids and Kyle flat out did not believe that everyone changed their clocks ahead at the same time. “No way!” And he’s right, it’s stupid. All it really manages to do is make everyone look forward to “falling back” and dreading “springing forward”. Dumb. But I’ll be used to it in a few days…just wish we could stay on this time schedule forever. :roll:

Friday Fodder 02-27-09

Friday, February 27th, 2009

I needed a little laugh today…a smile or something…so I went and found another installment of Ellen calling her friend Gladys. She is hilarious! Enjoy…

Ellen and Gladys Part 2

Happy Friday!

Double Feature

Friday, February 6th, 2009

Today you get an added bonus for the Friday Fodder. I had my video all lined up (thanks Bill) and then my boss showed me video at work yesterday that I just HAD to share…as it might be the funniest thing I have ever seen. I was going to bump the video I had planned but decided I would share them both since they are both good. And who doesn’t need a little extra on a Friday? So enjoy…

Ellen Calls Gladys

Quote of the Year: “I love Jesus but I drink a little.”
I think this may be one of the funniest things I’ve ever heard.
Ellen is funny, but Gladys upstaged her several times.

Now, for the bonus feature…

I Can Do That!

Gotta love me some Fantasy Football!

Happy Friday All…TGIF!!

I Might Join This Support Group…

Thursday, January 29th, 2009

Friday Fodder 01/23/09

Friday, January 23rd, 2009

This guy had to see this coming (I am sure that’s why he video taped it). Note that I am confident only a guy would even try something this dumb. He got what he deserved…enjoy…

We All Fall Down

Happy Friday!

I’m Not Dead Yet

Wednesday, January 21st, 2009

I know I haven’t been around much lately, but “I’m not dead yet”! This month has just been extra busy with school getting back into full swing (Hebrew Prophets), a sermon this Sunday, work, family, and getting ready for a new teaching series in February (and not necessarily in that order). Not to worry though, this too shall pass and I will be back to my “usual” blogging schedule. Something had to give this month, but life will find balance once again (at least I hope it does!).

I hope to post a little more here in near future. In the meantime, here’s a little something to reward your patience and keep you entertained…

Bring Out Your Dead!

Gotta love British humor!

The World’s Shortest Fairy Tale

Wednesday, December 10th, 2008

A friend of mine forwarded this to me this morning and I just had to share…regardless of the consequences. :shock:

The World’s Shortest Fairy Tale

Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl ‘Will you marry me?’

The girl said, ‘NO!’

And the guy lived happily ever after
     and rode motorcycles 
          and went fishing 
               and hunting 
                    and played golf a lot 
                         and drank beer 
                              and scotch 
                                   and left the toilet seat up 
                                        and farted whenever he wanted.

THE END

Let the payback commence…

Friday Fodder 11-7-08

Friday, November 7th, 2008

This guy failed the test before it even got started. I wonder if he even finished? Either way it’s funny!

Drunk Fails the Exam

Happy Friday!

F Minus Comic

Sunday, October 26th, 2008

Anita finally got to reading last Sunday’s newspaper (yes, that’s how far behind we are) and she cut out this comic for me. I just might give this one a try because it’s how I feel when I drive with the kids most days…

Don’t worry if you feel like this sometimes too…a little humor makes things better. :smile: