Anita finally got to reading last Sunday’s newspaper (yes, that’s how far behind we are) and she cut out this comic for me. I just might give this one a try because it’s how I feel when I drive with the kids most days…

Don’t worry if you feel like this sometimes too…a little humor makes things better.

I voted early yesterday. No lines. Long ballot. I’m done (but I still have to listen to all the stupid commercials…oh well, can’t have everything I guess).

As I have been thinking about voting this week I started thinking about what my own presidential platform might include. Here are a few of my most important “issues” (some serious, some not so much…you figure out which is which):

1. My first act would be to outlaw all pennies!
2. I would repeal the income tax and switch to a consumption tax (see Fair Tax.org).
3. I would outlaw all political ads during election season (like they do anything besides make people angry anyway).
4. I would re-institute prayer in schools (at least the option).
5. I would make the Broncos the official “America’s Team” (who gave Dallas that title anyway?).
6. I would Drill Baby Drill!
7. I would make Chuck Norris my Secretary of Defense (and State, and NSA, CIA, and FBI).
8. I would give every person in America hunting season off (for that matter, let’s do a 3 day work week!).
9. I would outlaw usage of the term “organic” with very few exceptions.
10. I would move Craig Ferguson to time slot I could actually watch.
11. I would give North Dakota to the Palestinians (like we’re really using it anyway…and it’s bigger than the West Bank with more resources).
12. I would cut government spending and programs by at least 1/2 and I’d probably let my kids decide what we should do without (yes, even they could figure this one out!).
13. I would bomb France and give it to the Shiites (mostly because France annoys me).

I think that’s a good start. Anything I missed??

PS: Don’t forget to vote…especially if you want to complain about it later! You can even write my name in if you want.

I got this in an email this week; I don’t care who you are…this is funny!

I know this video isn’t going to win me any “nice points” but I dare you not too laugh. Hey, at least it isn’t your kid! This HAD to hurt!

Bike Pole

Happy Friday!!

PS: I did not get a buck last weekend (missed on two of them…doh!) so I am heading back up for one more try on Saturday. Wish me luck! (I did get a doe so it wasn’t a total disaster).

I absolutely love watching people getting scared (I love it even more if it’s in person). Here is a good compilation of scared folks…enjoy…

Scared Silly

Happy Friday!

This is something ONLY guys would do or even think of doing. Having a few beers probably didn’t hurt either…

Red Neck Ride

Happy Friday!

 I love a good practical joke as much as the next guy, but this might have crossed a line. But it’s still funny!

Happy Friday!

Here is this week’s installment of Friday Frodder thanks to C00lstuff.com. You just gotta love those Japanese game shows. Here are guys playing soccer while wearing binoculars. Who thinks this stuff up? I don’t know, but it’s funny…

Happy Friday!

I saw this cartoon this morning and couldn’t help myself. I have been quiet on the topic until today…and I’m not saying much more than this…