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Book Review: Eats, Shoots and Leaves

Wednesday, March 11th, 2009

As the end of school draws near (May 24…YES!), I have been thinking about writing again. Outside of homework and blogging I simply have not had any time to write for pleasure and finish that “great American novel”, but I love to write. There is something about the art and craft of writing that works for me (I know, I’m sick!).

So I was walking through the bookstore earlier this week and saw this book: Eats, Shoots and Leaves by Lynne Truss, sitting on the shelf. I have been wanting to read it for awhile now, but never had the opportunity to buy it. This time I did.

It’s a book about the proper use of punctuation. I know…really sick! But it really is a good read. Truss is British and she brings the best of British humour (notice the spelling?) to a fairly dry topic. She makes it fun through her witty commentary and by poking fun at herself and all those grammatical “sticklers” (guilty).

If you want to improve your use of commas, apostrophes, semi-colons, colons, and the like then I highly recommend this book. Even if the mere thought makes you break out in a cold sweat, this book is for you. There are times you will simply forget that you are reading, and learning, about punctuation. It is a quick read full of good, readily applicable information. I highly recommend it to all you fellow sickos out there.

C.C. and DST

Monday, March 9th, 2009

Two quick topics this morning…

Topic #1: Closed Captioning

Anita and I went and saw the movie Taken last night for our date night. (Which, by the way, is a good movie. It’s fast-paced and has a good plot. It’s one of those action films that has you on the edge of your seat for 90% of the movie…giving you a few breathers here and there. It’s worth the $10). Anyway, I get to the counter to buy the tickets and the lady behind the glass says, “This showing has closed captioning; is that alright?” We couldn’t wait for another showing and it’s the movie we wanted so I bought the tickets.

Here’s the thing…you can’t not watch the captions! I was able to force myself not to read them for about half of the movie…but that other half had me reading instead of watching the movie. Annoying! Can anyone not read the captions? Anyone?

Topic #2: Daylight Savings Time

This one makes me want to move to Arizona. Why, oh why, must we mess with the clocks? On the way to church yesterday we were explaining DST to the kids and Kyle flat out did not believe that everyone changed their clocks ahead at the same time. “No way!” And he’s right, it’s stupid. All it really manages to do is make everyone look forward to “falling back” and dreading “springing forward”. Dumb. But I’ll be used to it in a few days…just wish we could stay on this time schedule forever. :roll:

Don’t Buy the Lie

Saturday, March 7th, 2009

I will confess up front that this is not the first time I have blogged about this topic (you can read the first post here), but it came up again yesterday and I just have to get it off my chest…so bear with me (it might be for me but it might also be for you). :???:

Here is what is sticking in my craw today:

God will never give you more than you can handle.

We have all heard this phrase/comment before. There are many Christians and non-Christians alike that think this is good theology. It’s what the Bible says, right? God promises never to give us more than we can handle, right? We cling to this idea when life is rough. We cling to it when we feel like we just can take any more.

But there is a problem…wait for it…

This is NOT God’s promise. Scripture does NOT make this promise. It is a lie.

::INSERT PREGNANT PAUSE HERE::

I know…blasphemy! Of course that’s what the Bible says. I’ve heard it…I’ve read it. But, you haven’t.

Here is the passage that this idea comes from:

If you think you are standing strong, be careful not to fall.
The temptations in your life are no different from what others experience.
And God is faithful. He will not allow the temptation to be more than you can stand.
When you are tempted, he will show you a way out so that you can endure.
1 Corinthians 10:12-13, NLT

This is a passage about temptation. It is not about trials, but we often read it that way. The truth is, sometimes God does give us more than we can handle. Why? So that we will turn to Him and learn to depend on Him instead of ourselves. There have been many times in my life when God has had to give me more than I could handle so that I would learn a lesson and stop being so self-sufficient. He promises never to give me more temptation than I can handle (although even that sometimes doesn’t seem true either), but He never promises that life won’t get out of hand.

The good news? He never abandons us. He is always there. He just wants us to lean on Him..to turn to Him when things get rough. God isn’t interested primarily interested in our happiness or our comfort. He is interested in us being more like Him and in having a relationship with us. And sometimes it takes us getting more than we can handle before we toss some of it on Him.

Whew…I feel better now! :smile:

It’s Gonna Cost You

Friday, March 6th, 2009

I finished reading the last chapter of 2 Samuel this morning. It’s kind of a wild read…I need to go back to it to be sure I understand everything that’s going on there. Here’s the abridged version of events:

  1. God tells King David to take a census because He is upset with Israel (it doesn’t say why).
  2. David tells his commanders to take the census.
  3. The commanders question the reason for the census…David says, “Just do it”.
  4. The commanders take the census.
  5. David feels guilty about taking the census and confesses to God.
  6. God makes David pick one of three punishments: famine for 3 tears, running from enemy for 3 months, or plaque for 3 days.
  7. David picks the plaque (WHAT?!?)
  8. The angel of death kills 70,000 Israelites until God tells him to stop.
  9. A prophet tells David to set up an alter to God  on Araunah’s threshing floor and the plaque will stop.
  10. David goes to Araunah to buy his threshing floor and set up the altar.
  11. David sets up the altar and the plaque stops.
  12. End of chapter. End of the book.

Like I said…I need to go back on do some more study here because there are several things that don’t add up for me.  UPDATE: I did a little study here and the answers are pretty simple. This incident is also recounted in 1 Chronicles 21 and in that passage it is clear that God is not the one who caused David to sin by taking the census (but He did allow it, much like He did with Job): “Satan rose up against Israel and caused David to take a census of the people of Israel” (2 Chronicles 21:1, NLT). It is presumed that it was David’s vanity and self-sufficiency that is the problem here—he just had to know how large his kingdom was! ON #7 above, David simply throws himself at God’s mercy and God chose the plaque.

In the meantime, there was one comment that David makes in this passage that is important. David is asking Araunah about buying his threshing floor. Of course, Araunah says he can have it…the king shouldn’t have to pay for anything right? What David says next is critical:

I will not present burnt offerings to
the Lord my God that have cost me nothing.
2 Samuel 24:24, NLT

David got it. He understood this principle. It would have been easy for him to say “thanks” and take the threshing floor and oxen and perform the sacrifice. But then it wouldn’t have been a sacrifice. Sacrifice has to cost us something. It has to..or it isn’t a sacrifice. Of course, this isn’t our preference. We (at least I) prefer to get a deal…we prefer a cheap sacrifice. Or no sacrifice if we can get away with it. But we can’t.

So…what’s your sacrifice? And what has it cost you?

Which One Are You?

Wednesday, March 4th, 2009

I heard a good comment on the radio yesterday that was directed toward business, but i think it applies to life in general. I can’t even remember who said it (so i should probably be taking credit for it myself right?), but it stuck with me and the more I think about it the more true I think it is.

He said that in business there are two types of people:

  1. Complicators: These people make your life more difficult. You should rid yourself of these people as quickly as possible. They are not worth the trouble.
  2. Simplifiers: These people make your life more simple. You should reward these people and seek them out with everything you have. They are worth their weight in gold.

As I apply this principle to my workplace I see a lot of truth here. But I started thinking beyond work and it applies in life as well. People either complicate your life or they make it more simple…and we can all name people in both categories!

Of course, it’s easy to look at others. Much harder to point that mirror at yourself.

I like to think I am a simplifier…but I can’t say for sure. Is this one of those self-evaluations that you can really be honest about? Would anyone say, “Yep…I’m a complicator!”? And it would take real guts to ask people to honestly evaluate you.

So…which do you think you are (at work and in life)?

And yes…I’m going to ask…which do you think I am? Let the comments fly! :neutral:

Bookend Faith

Tuesday, March 3rd, 2009

God has slowly, but surely, been working on my walk with Him this week. Specifically, He has been talking to me about my “bookend faith”. Bookend faith is starting and ending my day with God with little in between. It isn’t like I am a total heathen the rest of the day…I am just not living as close to Him as I would like (and as He would like).

I get caught up in work and school and family and the myriad of other “things” going on in my life and He ends up getting squeezed out. It’s not on purpose…I start out with the best of intentions…but it happens. I fail to ask Him about a problem at work. I walk into a meeting and forget to partner with Him. It is subtle, but it makes a huge difference. I am not living in relationship throughout the day.

I know better and God is helping be do better. I desire to walk with Him all day long. I need His Spirit to challenge me and guide me and direct me. I need relationship with Him from beginning to end. So I will start my day with Him and I will end my day with Him. It’s just time to fill in the “in between” a little better than I have been doing lately.