A friend of mine forwarded this to me this morning and I just had to share…regardless of the consequences.

The World’s Shortest Fairy Tale

Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl ‘Will you marry me?’

The girl said, ‘NO!’

And the guy lived happily ever after
     and rode motorcycles 
          and went fishing 
               and hunting 
                    and played golf a lot 
                         and drank beer 
                              and scotch 
                                   and left the toilet seat up 
                                        and farted whenever he wanted.

THE END

Let the payback commence…