If you’ve never been to the Chuck Norris Facts website you are truly missing out! You must stop what you are doing right now and check it out. Legend has it that these were started on some college campus, but they have taken on a life of their own. Chuck Norris has even endorsed them and selected his favorites from the thousands of facts (you can see his list on the website). Here are some of my own personal favorites:
- When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.
- Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over the Pacific Ocean.
- The quickest way to a man’s heart is with Chuck Norris’ fist.
- Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.
- Chuck Norris once shot down a German fighter plane with his finger, by yelling, “Bang!”
- Chuck Norris CAN believe it’s not butter.
- Chuck Norris is the reason Waldon is hiding.
Did I miss your favorite? Leave a comment with your favorite Chuck Norris fact(s)…
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